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They built copper mines in Antarctica and Asia, and their ships filled the skies. Then another species arrived, reptilians with their own copper fusion technology, and they wanted Earth’s copper. The Procyons refused to share. The war lasted months. The Procyons were winning until the reptilians deployed their ultimate weapon, a copper fusion bomb. It detonated in Yucatan. They expected it to kill all surface life while preserving mineral deposits, but something went wrong. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eEarth’s seawater triggered a chain reaction, and the nuclear winter lasted 200 years, and most dinosaurs died, but some escaped underground. One species, an advanced Iguanodon, evolved into the Turin, Lacerta’s ancestors. Before the extinction event, the Iguanodons were evolving to walk on two legs, and they were evolving an opposable thumb. Modern militaries are trying to recreate copper fusion technology, but Lacerta says they are following blueprints they don’t understand. The process requires a deeper knowledge, not just of physics, but of biology. Because the real power of copper fusion isn’t just about manipulating matter. 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