Orthon Is My Homeboy - Retro 2000s Nordic Alien Tee

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on playa.

Orthon is a Venusian alien, (Also referred to as a Nords or Tall Whites) contacted by George Adamski on November 20, 1952, in the Colorado Desert, California. Described as a medium-height, long-haired Nordic human-like figure that communicated via telepathy about the dangers of war. He gave frequent warnings that atomic testing and potential war threatened the entire solar system’s harmony, famously punctuating this risk with “Boom! Boom!”. Orthon arrived in a small “scout ship,” which Adamski famously photographed. These photos often showed a bell-shaped craft with three “landing balls” on the bottom.

Orthon allegedly described Earth’s inhabitants as “young children” lacking understanding of universal laws, urging a return to spiritual, brotherly principles. True advancement was described as a path of happiness, requiring tolerance for others and constant learning. The Nordic alien reportedly emphasized that the divine exists within all people, not in a distant place, and that truth is felt through inner understanding.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 142 g/m²

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and structural support

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort

- Prints produced via DTF/DTG for crisp, detailed black-and-white artwork

- REACH certified; adult sizing; blank sourced from Honduras; eco-conscious manufacturing credentials

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean